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Borat's Guide to the USA II, Episode Three: Country Music

Borat greets Repulican James Broadwater

In Episode Three of Borat's Guide to the USA II Borat learns more about his passion of Country Music. Already big in Kazakhstan from Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Cindy Lauper, Borat wants to know more.

Borat starts by visiting a "Square Dance" class. He learns a few moves himself and then decides to teach some of his own dances to the Americans. "Move 1 - Go for a walk. Next, Beat the gypsy and then walk like a homosexual". Everyone of course joins in.

Borat asks for ten minutes silence at the Olklahoma City Council meeting

Borat then goes for some song writing lessons off Country Music Icon Porter Wagoner. Should he write about his wife who died in a field? She was shot, mistaken for a bear as she was very hairy. Or should he write about his award winning sister? Winning awards in the sex industry is not what most people consider the topic for a song.

Finally Borat decides to sing about throwing Jewish people down wells. The reaction he gets off the audience is not the expected shock and outrage. Instead the crowd sing along with the chorus and start dancing and doing hand actions. Quite incredible to see.

Borat wonders if he should write a song about his sister

Borat "My sister make my family very proud. So should I write about her?"

Man "Sure"

Borat "She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce for best sex in mouth. She is number 2... or 3... best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

Borat Quickie...

What does Borat believe the title of the famous Cindy Lauper song to be?

Click for answer

Borat moments to remember...

It has to quite simply be the (quickly becoming infamous) performance of In my country there is problem song. Again warnings are made that this may be quite offensive to some, but Sacha (Borat) is of course himself Jewish.

Lyrics - In my country there is problem

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.


Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)


Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back


Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)


Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do


(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)


Throw the jew down the well

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

Video - In my country there us problem


Thanks to fan of the site Matt, users can download a small movie file of Borat singing this song at the following URL:

Geoff also has this on some web space:
You must however rename the downloaded jpg file to a wmv file on this site!

Till is hosting the MP3:

Maybe even visit Till's site at http://wasimmer.de.

So is Matt3:

...and another MP3 link: http://mywebpages.comcast.net/inhibitors/mp3/downthewell.mp3

Asaf has produced a "sing along" Shockwave version of the song:

Christopher has done an MP3:

Many, many thanks to those who have emailed me with this information - it just shows how many Borat fans there are out there!

For another Borat song you may want to visit http://www.geocities.com/boratmusic/index.html

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