 Errrrrr... You have nice tits! |
 And my shoes is good? It is from the Shoe Express in Oxford Street |
 mmmm - it nice! |
 Last night I have sex. |
 High five! High five! |
 You big nose! |
 And will there be a woman where you go and... Have sex with them? |
 Because you are English Policeman! The greatest police in the force! |
 Hello, I like you. Everybody say, "Mad Dog and English Gentleman go dance in the midnight sun". |
 You are not a... homosexual? |
 they watch, they talk, they do business, they watch a porno, with a man and a woman, we see one with a shaven pussy. Very exciting to see... |
 Breasts, breasts, like errr... tits? |
 But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog. |
 You have big bollocks? |
 Everything is cricket? This is cricket? |
 There is no more bears in Kazakhstan. |
 Is called, "Dancing Dog and Cat". They dress the dog like a family Royal, like Prince Elizabeth, one with the crown and they dance. |
 Countryside Protest |
 I come to Henley Regatta where old English gentlemen look at young muscley boy in a boat shaped like a man's hràng. |
 But they are fantastic in a kitchen, in a bed, but in a sport? |
 This is English humour! |
 Borat proceeds to congratulate each one by kissing them on both cheeks. |
 Thank you. May I ask... You are man who does with another man? |
 Mow the f*ck. |
 This why I meet Mrs Heskell who teach me how to flirt. So I can do a sex with English girl. |
 After how many minutes can I say, "Hello do you want to do with the sex please?" |
 And what do we do now Nick? |
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